Anonymous asked: define life

A battle field in which The Universe tests out how many times it can troll you without you giving up

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mr. and mrs. giant asshole dorks ♥

We’re bitches and we’re proud of it! 

I WUV YOU RINNA <3

wayward-swagabond replied to your post: your happiest moment?

dorky mcdorkpants and her dorky boyfriend

He’s technically, not my boyfriend. But yes, we’re both dorks

Anonymous asked: your happiest moment?

Oh, uh, that’s a tough one. I don’t think I can decide on one, I’m just gonna name a few situations that have made me incredibly happy.

- A few days ago, when me and a few friends of mine played a game on our Geography class and someone said something really retarded, I don’t remember who it was but we started laughing and I laughed until tears started streaming down my face. I hadn’t laughed so hard in so long.

- Every Saturday when I have lunch with my parents and my cousins and my aunt. Usually my dad and my cousin make hilarious jokes and we all laugh and everything is wonderful, even though it lasts for a very short time.

- That one time when I was bored in class and an idea for a story came to me. I had a writers block before that, and thought I wouldn’t be able to write for a very long time and then this idea came to me and I was ecstatic. 

- There have been some incredible moments with all of my friends, whether it was in eight grade, freshman year and this year. We’ve had some incredible times.

-On the bus to Italy, on our class trip, when two friends of mine played their guitars and we gathered around them and sang.

-Last year, in Bansko, with the friends I roomed with, there were some incredible nights.

- A few weeks ago, with Rinna and Maca, we sat on my bedroom floor, covered with the british flag and sang random songs (*khm* Call me maybe *khm*)

Also, recently, with this guy I like, who, even though I have no idea why, returns my feelings. 

Oh god, tell me I did not just write an essay about my happiest moments. Dork. 

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